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Harry Potter Spoilers

Seen in #evolt:

* NDBeresford kind of wishes he hadn't read that Harry Potter page
<garrettc> shut up
<garrettc> don't say a word
<garrettc> seriously
<garrettc> i will hurt you
<NDBeresford> It's OK
<garrettc> no matter how funny you think it's going to be, it won't be
<NDBeresford> No, what you mean is it won't be funny for you
<martinb> Snape is Kaiser Zhoze
<NDBeresford> Oh damn you Martin, give it away why don't you
* NDBeresford sighs
<martinb> Dumbledore is a woman
<martinb> Hagrid is dead, really
<martinb> Neville is The One
<martinb> James Potter is part of Harry's Split Personality
<martinb> Butterbeer is made of people (muggles though, so that's OK)
<martinb> Voldemort is Hermione's father
<martinb> and Slytherin House sacrifice Prof McGonagall
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Reeeeaaally Hooooooaaarrd

Overheard from a guy coming out of the cinema the other night — at the Metro Centre, hence the Geordie Accent:

That Mission wasn't Impossible, just Reeeeaaally Hooooooaaarrd.

 

Oscar Predictions 2006 *Updated with results*

The Oscar ceremony begins in 24 hours — excellent, just time for me to make some wild and incomplete predictions about films of which I've only seen some. So, without further ado, I'm going to open the envelope...

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